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I am 72 years old & love to fish.
I was sitting on a dock the other day,
when I heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
I looked around & couldn't see anyone.
I thought I was dreaming when
I heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
I looked in the water & there,
floating on the top, was a frog.
I said, 'Are you talking to me?'
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.
Pick me up then, kiss me &
I'll turn into the most beautiful woman
you have ever seen.'
'I'll make sure that all your friends
are envious & jealous
because I will be your mistress.'
I looked at the frog for a short time,
reached over, picked it up carefully,
& placed it in my front pocket.
The frog said to me, 'What, are you nuts?
Didn't you hear what I said?
I said kiss me & I will be your beautiful mistress.'
At that moment I opened my pocket,
looked at the frog & said,
'Nah, at my age,
I'd rather have a talking frog.'
With age comes wisdom!!!
created July 10, 2012