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_BLACK_WIDOW_
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   BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT

These are classified ads,

actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8 years old,

Hateful little b..t.r,,d.

Bites!


FREE PUPPIES

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.


FREE PUPPIES

Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.

Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

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COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

Must sell washer and dryer £100.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .

Worn once by mistake.

Call Stephanie.


**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.

Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.

Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.


Statement of the Century 

Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker

Billy Connolly

"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking,

How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

courtesy of: PR_illios

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August 29, 2013 at 12:43 PM Flag Quote & Reply

PR_BDecker
Member
Posts: 197

lol wife knows everything...

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June 26, 2014 at 10:37 AM Flag Quote & Reply

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