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I am 72 years old & love to fish.

I was sitting on a dock the other day,

when I heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'

I looked around & couldn't see anyone.

I thought I was dreaming when

I heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'

I looked in the water & there,

floating on the top, was a frog.

I said, 'Are you talking to me?'

The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.

Pick me up then, kiss me &

I'll turn into the most beautiful woman

you have ever seen.'

'I'll make sure that all your friends

are envious & jealous
because I will be your mistress.'

I looked at the frog for a short time,
reached over, picked it up carefully,

& placed it in my front pocket.

The frog said to me, 'What, are you nuts?

Didn't you hear what I said?

I said kiss me & I will be your beautiful mistress.'

At that moment I opened my pocket,
looked at the frog & said,

'Nah, at my age,
I'd rather have a  talking frog.'

With age comes wisdom!!!

 created July 10, 2012